Als Gott den Lehrer schuf...
God Loves Teachers
On the 6th day, God created men and women.
On the 7th day, he rested.
Not so much to recuperate, but rather to prepare himself for the work he was going to do on the next day. For it was on that day the 8th day that God created the FIRST TEACHER.
This TEACHER, though taken from among men and women, had several significant modifications. In general, God made the TEACHER more durable than other men and women. The TEACHER was made to arise at a very early hour and to go to bed no earlier than 11:30 p.m. with no rest in between.
The TEACHER had to be able to withstand being locked up in an air-tight classroom for six hours with thirty-five "monsters"on a rainy Monday. And the TEACHER had to be fit to correct 103 term papers over Easter vacation.
Yes, God made the TEACHER tough but gentle too. The TEACHER was equipped with soft hands to wipe away the tears of the neglected and lonely student those of the sixteen year old girl who was not asked to the prom.
And into the TEACHER God poured a generous amount of patience. Patience when a student asks to repeat the directions the TEACHER has just repeated for someone else. Patience when the kids forget their lunch money for the fourth day in a row. Patience when one-third of the class fails the test. Patience when the text books haven t arrived yet, and the semester starts tomorrow.
And God gave the TEACHER a heart slightly bigger than the average human heart. For the TEACHER's heart had to be big enough to love the kid who screams, "I hate this class-it s boring!" and to love the kid who runs out of the classroom at the end of the period without so much as a "goodbye," let alone a "thank you."
And lastly, God gave the TEACHER an abundant supply of Hope. For God knew that the TEACHER would always be hoping. Hoping that the kids would someday learn how to spell Hoping not to have lunchroom duty Hoping that Friday would come Hoping for a free day . Hoping for deliverance.
When God finished creating the TEACHER, he stepped back and admired the work of his hands. And God saw that the TEACHER was good. Very Good!
And God smiled, for when he looked at the TEACHER, he saw into the future. He knew that the future is in the hands of the TEACHERS.
And because God loves Teachers so much, on the 9th day God created "Snow Days."
On the 6th day, God created men and women.
On the 7th day, he rested.
Not so much to recuperate, but rather to prepare himself for the work he was going to do on the next day. For it was on that day the 8th day that God created the FIRST TEACHER.
This TEACHER, though taken from among men and women, had several significant modifications. In general, God made the TEACHER more durable than other men and women. The TEACHER was made to arise at a very early hour and to go to bed no earlier than 11:30 p.m. with no rest in between.
The TEACHER had to be able to withstand being locked up in an air-tight classroom for six hours with thirty-five "monsters"on a rainy Monday. And the TEACHER had to be fit to correct 103 term papers over Easter vacation.
Yes, God made the TEACHER tough but gentle too. The TEACHER was equipped with soft hands to wipe away the tears of the neglected and lonely student those of the sixteen year old girl who was not asked to the prom.
And into the TEACHER God poured a generous amount of patience. Patience when a student asks to repeat the directions the TEACHER has just repeated for someone else. Patience when the kids forget their lunch money for the fourth day in a row. Patience when one-third of the class fails the test. Patience when the text books haven t arrived yet, and the semester starts tomorrow.
And God gave the TEACHER a heart slightly bigger than the average human heart. For the TEACHER's heart had to be big enough to love the kid who screams, "I hate this class-it s boring!" and to love the kid who runs out of the classroom at the end of the period without so much as a "goodbye," let alone a "thank you."
And lastly, God gave the TEACHER an abundant supply of Hope. For God knew that the TEACHER would always be hoping. Hoping that the kids would someday learn how to spell Hoping not to have lunchroom duty Hoping that Friday would come Hoping for a free day . Hoping for deliverance.
When God finished creating the TEACHER, he stepped back and admired the work of his hands. And God saw that the TEACHER was good. Very Good!
And God smiled, for when he looked at the TEACHER, he saw into the future. He knew that the future is in the hands of the TEACHERS.
And because God loves Teachers so much, on the 9th day God created "Snow Days."
ankiejunkie - 28. Apr, 13:56
coldfusion - 2. Mai, 00:04
Lalala
das hat wohl ein lehrer geschrieben? --> www.eigenlob.de *grins*
Canadafan - 2. Mai, 00:34
www.teacher-kick-ass.de
und andy geh mal auf www.bist-ja-nur-neidisch.de ;-)
flokk - 4. Mai, 09:28
Perverso
Danger, Danger,
bitte, bitte, bitte Anke verändere die Farbkombination auf deiner Seite sonst muss ich mich gezwungen sehen:
1) deine Seite ab sofort zu meiden
2) den Menschengerichtshof einzuschalten
3) rechtsdrehende Milchsäuren auf dich zu hetzen
Das willst du doch nicht, oda du elende Hure:-)
bitte, bitte, bitte Anke verändere die Farbkombination auf deiner Seite sonst muss ich mich gezwungen sehen:
1) deine Seite ab sofort zu meiden
2) den Menschengerichtshof einzuschalten
3) rechtsdrehende Milchsäuren auf dich zu hetzen
Das willst du doch nicht, oda du elende Hure:-)
ankiejunkie - 4. Mai, 10:07
keine Panik
bei meinem wechselhaften Gemüt zu Zeit bleibt das nicht lang.
Was findest du denn so schlimm an rot-grün? soll ich schwarz-gelb machen? ;)
Was findest du denn so schlimm an rot-grün? soll ich schwarz-gelb machen? ;)
flokk - 4. Mai, 12:12
weder noch
das grau auf dem rot finde ich belastend.
So nach dem Motto Frauenausfluss meets Rentnerpartei
So nach dem Motto Frauenausfluss meets Rentnerpartei
ankiejunkie - 7. Mai, 12:35
layout geändet.
noch irgendwelche Wünsche?!
Canadafan - 8. Mai, 00:46
Ja bitte!
Anstelle der Bikinitussi wär was nettes männliches nicht schlecht ;-) und bitte mit rasierten Axeln und Waschbrettbauch! Aber sonst gute Frabenwahl.
bloß gut, dass ich Atheist bin ;-)
http://www.spiegel.de/unispiegel/0,1518,k-6902,00.html
na ja, ihr braucht ja auch einen Lichtstrahl am Horizont